Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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