I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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