I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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