Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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