Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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