great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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