i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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