your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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