Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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