remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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