Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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