Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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