i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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