It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
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this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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