PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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