You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
where am i from again
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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