Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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