doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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