You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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