you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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