do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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