i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
i believe in u and ur pee
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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