Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Sorry about my life...
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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