i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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