Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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