Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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