she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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