god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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