it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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