I can't watch pbs sober anymore
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
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8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize