Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
false alarm, still single
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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