For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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