Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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