I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I want to be your penis for a week.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
don't judge my taste in strippers
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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