So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
