can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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