I wanna passion pit in your ass
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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