ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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