She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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