so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
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