I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
