oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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