It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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