i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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