he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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