just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I got inside last night via doggy door
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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