I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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