So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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