yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
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