Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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