he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Randomize
