Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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