You're my little dorito
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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