what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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