that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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