Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Is it penis luge time yet?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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